Prison Mike

Prison Mike

Prison Mike claims to be in prison for theft, robbery and kidnapping the president's son for ransom, even though he "never got caught neither".

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”

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Dwight Schrute

Assistant Regional Manager

Dwight Schrute is an absolute mad lad who's known for his great social skills, common sense, his love for martial arts and justice system.

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"

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Michael Scarn

Micheal Scarn

Agent Michael Scarn is a skillful secret agent who is known for keeping the villianous Goldenface from meddling with big sports events.

"It’ll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn."

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Having anxiety is a full time job you don't get paid for.


It's an endless cycle that contains constant thinking, planning, problem solving and worrying. It's tiring and taxing on the body. You are on the edge 24/7.


It makes you feel like you are missing out on life.


When you are living in the bubble of anxiety and dread, you'll never fully enjoy yourself at the moment. You can't live presently.


Do not suffer twice. Pet a cat.


Owning any pet is good for your heart. Cats in particular lower your stress level—possibly since they don’t require as much effort as dogs—and lower the amount of anxiety in your life. Petting a cat has a positive calming effect.